Random sarcastic reactions to today's iPhone 5 event

A 5th row of static icons? Slightly more screen space for applications?! Revolutionary. "To marry mobile with console graphics, it's never been done before." *Except on numerous other devices released over the past year "Panorama mode in a phone camera is pretty amazing." --The rest of the world in 2011 Browser tab syncing? Turn-by-turn navigation? Autoresponse messages for rejected calls? Call the patent office, Siri -- we've got some serious innovation going on here! ******************** All in all, the bar has clearly been raised yet again. I can only hope a bunch of analysts will flood my inbox with offers of insight into this game-changing event. Like this page on Facebook